UNDAS 101

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Undas na naman!
May partey at reunion
Sa dako roon.
Pero bago kayo lumarga,
Teka muna!
Tiyaking ligtas ang bahay ng bida!
Konting paalala lang po
Sa mga bagay na alam niyo na.

Kung walang maiiwang tao sa bahay ninyo, tiyakin ang mga ito:
  1. Ikandado ang bahay,
  2. Tiyaking naka un-plug ang anumang appliances at gadget,
  3. May burglar system ka ba? Paandarin mo na! ( O kaya, maglagay ka ng babasaging baso o kaldero sa pinto at bintana mo, para kung may pumasok , mai-eskandalo!)
  4. Ipagbilin ang bahay sa mabait na kapitbahay,
  5. Bago mo iwan si bantay, pakainin mo muna Inday!


Sa Memorial Park naman,  tiyaking meron kayo neto:
  1. Tubig at Tsibog! ( Nakakagutom ang pag-iingay sa ibabaw ng ating mahal sa buhay!)
  2. Kandila, Posporo, Bulaklak at Taimtim na Dasal ( Kundi, baka biglang hilahin ang paa mo, sige ka!)
  3. At ang bag ni Dora ( para sure anjan lahat ng kelangan mo! hihihi)

Pero TANDAAN, 
maraming BAN sa mga araw na ito!

Kaya, wag kang
PASAWAY!


Enjoy lang tayo Bay!

At para sa Gensan, 
Eto po ang POLICE Hotline:



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